LOOK AT BOTH OF THEIR FACES IN THE LAST GIF
"NOT DEAN’S KID" MY ASS
These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true.
Ok but lobsters are immortal?
Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel trade off
You’re functionally immortal but trade off is your flesh is delicious.
Emma Watson represents the UN, in her role as UN Women Goodwill Ambassador, in Uruguay where she was campaigning for a higher representation of women in politics.
im just so proud
hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life
he’s the one they warn us about in math problems
Natasha gets shit done
Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should’ve gotten more. (…) Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness. But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.’
Happiness isn’t a constant. You get fleeting glimpses. You have to fight for those moments, but they make it all worth it.” - taylorswift
OMG BEYONCE IS NOT QUEEN ANYMORE WTF HAPPENED TO HER
LMFAO look at Kim omg!! That literally just gave me a HUGE confidence boost <3